no more what ifs
xwitchesxxcoldbrewx-deactivated:
Mine was HOME ALONE. Well, that figures. The movie that was number one on the day I was born (1/16/70) was THEY SHOOT HORSES DONT THEY?
Back to the Future. Sounds legit.
Borat. Mine was Borat.
Here’s a tool to help find yours:
Titanic. 🤦🏻♀️
FML
Thor: The Dark World.
Appropriate.
What kind of joke is this
See, THIS beats Independence Day.
Top Gun, not sure that’s a good thing.
Transformers: Age of Extinction… Well this doesn’t bode well
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl3478226433/?ref_=bo_di_table_317
Oh no
i made a quiz where you can find out which common-yet-cursed fanfiction phrase you symbolize
i got:
the use of a character having chapped lips
as someone with chronic chapped lips, i can tell you that no one ever actually finds it cute or sexy or cool or whatever the fuck else - they just constantly ask if you wanna borrow some chapstick
watch-the-whole-world-disappear:
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
ghost queer. yes.
Nature priest??
Stormy lolita
honey dad
Mom Wave…. I…… yeah?
P A L E G A Y
Lace demon.
ANGEL CORE
Retro ghost,,,,,,,,, why does that work
D E M O N I C G A Y
Edgy grunge
Emo grunge
Futuristic Bro
Golf jock
Thanks! i hate it
werewolf farmer
i was not going to reblog this but uh
then i got
neopets spirit
tacky brony
oh no
I was watching the Plinkett review for Ghosbusters 2016 and it reminded me of the infamously trashy Dunkin Donuts commercial with Al Pacino in Jack & Jill and it got me thinking about something:
At what point in your acting career do you just say “Nah” to bad role offers? Where do you begin to draw the line and say “I don’t need the check that badly”?
SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND
usually it’s when the IRS finds out you’ve been hiding money and you make a deal to make X number of movies to pay them back. see: nicolas cage













