Lisa Loses Lbs

ohprcr:

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no more what ifs

colinarcartperson:
“A commission for the very sweet Riley!
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colinarcartperson:

A commission for the very sweet Riley!

"Hi! My name is Archduke of Lissara. I love magenta. I hate traffic noises. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #fitocracy."ALT

frozenartscapes:

wandering-bard-from-the-id:

tachyon-at-rest:

xwitchesxxcoldbrewx-deactivated:

stonedchickens:

pnutbuttertits:

hightechnical:

pandoranora2019:

doppleganger-rental:

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Mine was HOME ALONE. Well, that figures. The movie that was number one on the day I was born (1/16/70) was THEY SHOOT HORSES DONT THEY?

Back to the Future. Sounds legit.

Borat. Mine was Borat.

Here’s a tool to help find yours:

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/date/

Titanic. 🤦🏻‍♀️

FML

Thor: The Dark World.

Appropriate.

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What kind of joke is this

See, THIS beats Independence Day.

Top Gun, not sure that’s a good thing.

Transformers: Age of Extinction… Well this doesn’t bode well

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl3478226433/?ref_=bo_di_table_317

Oh no

danisdreaming:

i made a quiz where you can find out which common-yet-cursed fanfiction phrase you symbolize 

i got:

the use of a character having chapped lips

as someone with chronic chapped lips, i can tell you that no one ever actually finds it cute or sexy or cool or whatever the fuck else - they just constantly ask if you wanna borrow some chapstick

rex-clypeus:

Life is a waiting room~~

rrrawrf:

flannelandsarcasm:

dottydayedream:

cool-beenz:

cool-beans-jeans:

gaymur:

almostanything221:

milky-way-anon:

watch-the-whole-world-disappear:

fries-anon:

the-cuffs-of-her-jeans:

momnar:

missingteeth:

polykowiak:

fibonaccisgoldensnare:

uusoae:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

ghost queer. yes.

Nature priest??

Stormy lolita

honey dad

Mom Wave…. I…… yeah?

P A L E G A Y

Lace demon.

ANGEL CORE

Retro ghost,,,,,,,,, why does that work

D E M O N I C G A Y

Edgy grunge

Emo grunge

Futuristic Bro

Golf jock

Thanks! i hate it

werewolf farmer

i was not going to reblog this but uh 


then i got







neopets spirit

tacky brony


oh no

thefeelofavideogame:

vonisv:

I was watching the Plinkett review for Ghosbusters 2016 and it reminded me of the infamously trashy Dunkin Donuts commercial with Al Pacino in Jack & Jill and it got me thinking about something:

At what point in your acting career do you just say “Nah” to bad role offers? Where do you begin to draw the line and say “I don’t need the check that badly”?

SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND

usually it’s when the IRS finds out you’ve been hiding money and you make a deal to make X number of movies to pay them back. see: nicolas cage 

bigwigs:
“ rebuildthevoidwithflowers:
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“ irrationalrage:
“ curiouswinekitten2:
“ bfmcspector:
“Enter the year you were born on the gif area and post what you get.
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Fuck. I feel old
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